Total Medals Earned: 684 (From 151 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,275 Points
Medals Earned: 10/11 (65/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Kill 1000 enemies
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/490 points)
Launch a scout ship
Launch a fighter ship
Launch a bomber ship
Launch a frigate ship
Launch a cruiser ship
Have 15 ships of each class at launched at once
Click 10,000 times
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
decrypt a lock
Finish Game
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/155 points)
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Complete one level
Complete ten levels
Complete all levels
Get par on all levels
Medals Earned: 3/30 (40/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Rob a store
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (185/460 points)
Beat Level 3 and complete the game!
Beat Level 2!
Beat Level 1!
Get a 10x kill combo!
Get a 20x kill combo!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.